Pocket Sitcom

You will never have the chance to pull a fast one on Mr. Belding. Sheldon doesn't care about your theoretical theorems of quantum physics. You'll never look cool doing the Urkel. There won't be a Festivus for the rest of us. Clarissa will never explain it all, an estranged cousin from Mepos will never knock on your door and no one wants to meet you at Central Perk for coffee.